WHERE DID YOU WENT?

Nimekuwa nazunguka sehemu nyingi hapa Dar kupata vituko, lakini kwa kweli hizi sehemu wanazokwenda enjoy wale wanaojiona  wako juu kuna vituko vikali sana, kwa kawaida huwa nakaa pembeni na Fanta yangu nasikiliza vituko, sasa kuna hawa wakaka na wadada ambao hutaka kuongea Kiingereza tu kusudi kuonekana wao wako kidijitali zaidi, yaani we acha tu. Ukitaka upate utamu huu live nenda kwenye bar zote karibu na vyuo hasa baada ya wanachuo kupata mshiko wao, wenyewe wanauita BOOM, nenda club  za Masaki, nenda Samaki samaki na sehemu kama hizo, utasikia kiingereza kifuatacho;

i.              Where did you went?

ii.           I come to your office yesterday but I didn't find you.

iii.         Where is the second leg of my shoe?

iv.         I enjoyed the movie, it is very interested

v.            God bless you with a children

vi.         "She dided it"

vii.       I will better kill myself than commit suicide.

viii.    Can you hear the smell?

ix.         Arsenal and Man U are the greater rivalry in England.

x.            I was come

xi.         We are mucher than them

xii.       Remember me to give you your money tomorrow

xiii.    This film is very sweet

Guys if this is how you people speak english, include me out.